It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
