it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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