the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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