Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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