just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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