PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I want to make a zoo with you.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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