This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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