i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Randomize
