Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Terrible idea I love it
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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