I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
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