Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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