Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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