Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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