He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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