Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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