i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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