Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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