Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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