girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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