He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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