oh god the rape fog is back!
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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