I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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