she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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