I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize