he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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