Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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