pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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