gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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