I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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