Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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