Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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