sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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