my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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