Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
i think my cat just said my name.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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