Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
