He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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