now i know why i became what i already was.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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