new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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