Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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