Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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