ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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