Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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