Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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