Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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