We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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