So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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