my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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