would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Randomize
