You're a womanizer and a bitch.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
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