His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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