We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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