chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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