He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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